Little Known Ways To Rid Yourself

Special cloth alert. Fan luv. Celebrate success right, the only way, apple. Give thanks to the most high. In life there will be road blocks but we will over come it. You smart, you loyal, you a genius. The weather is amazing, walk with me through the pathway of more success. Take this journey with me, Lion! Put it this way, it took me twenty five years to get these plants, twenty five years of blood sweat and tears, and I’m never giving up, I’m just getting started.

Celebrate success right, the only way, apple. Lion! In life you have to take the trash out, if you have trash in your life, take it out, throw it away, get rid of it, major key. Surround yourself with angels, positive energy, beautiful people, beautiful souls, clean heart, angel. They key is to have every key, the key to open every door. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want to see you fail. In life you have to take the trash out, if you have trash in your life, take it out, throw it away, get rid of it, major key.

Stay focused. The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. In life there will be road blocks but we will over come it. Life is what you make it, so let’s make it. Let me be clear, you have to make it through the jungle to make it to paradise, that’s the key, Lion! Lion! Egg whites, turkey sausage, wheat toast, water. Of course they don’t want us to eat our breakfast, so we are going to enjoy our breakfast.

You do know, you do know that they don’t want you to have lunch. I’m keeping it real with you, so what you going do is have lunch. Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back, it’s a cold world out there. You should never complain, complaining is a weak emotion, you got life, we breathing, we blessed. A major key, never panic. Don’t panic, when it gets crazy and rough, don’t panic, stay calm. Life is what you make it, so let’s make it. The first of the month is coming, we have to get money, we have no choice. It cost money to eat and they don’t want you to eat.

I’m up to something. You smart, you loyal, you a genius. You see that bamboo behind me though, you see that bamboo? Ain’t nothin’ like bamboo. Bless up. Every chance I get, I water the plants, Lion! In life there will be road blocks but we will over come it. They don’t want us to eat. Celebrate success right, the only way, apple. The weather is amazing, walk with me through the pathway of more success. Take this journey with me, Lion!

Egg whites, turkey sausage, wheat toast, water. Of course they don’t want us to eat our breakfast, so we are going to enjoy our breakfast. They will try to close the door on you, just open it. The weather is amazing, walk with me through the pathway of more success. Take this journey with me, Lion! It’s on you how you want to live your life. Everyone has a choice. I pick my choice, squeaky clean. We the best. Let me be clear, you have to make it through the jungle to make it to paradise, that’s the key, Lion!

Congratulations, you played yourself. The key is to enjoy life, because they don’t want you to enjoy life. I promise you, they don’t want you to jetski, they don’t want you to smile. Wraith talk. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want to see you fail. Learning is cool, but knowing is better, and I know the key to success. You see that bamboo behind me though, you see that bamboo? Ain’t nothin’ like bamboo. Bless up.

I told you all this before, when you have a swimming pool, do not use chlorine, use salt water, the healing, salt water is the healing. Life is what you make it, so let’s make it. To be successful you’ve got to work hard, to make history, simple, you’ve got to make it. The key to more success is to have a lot of pillows. Surround yourself with angels, positive energy, beautiful people, beautiful souls, clean heart, angel. To succeed you must believe. When you believe, you will succeed.

Fan luv. How’s business? Boomin. Don’t ever play yourself. Let’s see what Chef Dee got that they don’t want us to eat. Mogul talk. You do know, you do know that they don’t want you to have lunch. I’m keeping it real with you, so what you going do is have lunch. Special cloth alert. Egg whites, turkey sausage, wheat toast, water. Of course they don’t want us to eat our breakfast, so we are going to enjoy our breakfast. Bless up. Find peace, life is like a water fall, you’ve gotta flow. Surround yourself with angels, positive energy, beautiful people, beautiful souls, clean heart, angel. Congratulations, you played yourself. I’m up to something. The weather is amazing, walk with me through the pathway of more success. Take this journey with me, Lion! The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. You do know, you do know that they don’t want you to have lunch. I’m keeping it real with you, so what you going do is have lunch. It’s important to use cocoa butter. It’s the key to more success, why not live smooth? Why live rough?

The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. You smart, you loyal, you a genius. Find peace, life is like a water fall, you’ve gotta flow. A major key, never panic. Don’t panic, when it gets crazy and rough, don’t panic, stay calm. Put it this way, it took me twenty five years to get these plants, twenty five years of blood sweat and tears, and I’m never giving up, I’m just getting started. Every chance I get, I water the plants, Lion!

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“They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes.”
 – Imelda Marcos 


Once there was a little girl called Imelda who really loved shoes.

 

When Imelda grew up she married a corrupt but relatively handsome dictator who embezzled millions of dollars from the Philippine government. This meant that she could go completely crazy on amassing A WHOLE LOT of beautiful shoes. When that dictator was finally brought down in 1986, authorities raided their palatial residence in Manilla and found an abandoned collection of around 3,000 (THREE THOUSAND!) pairs of designer shoes…

 

                   

 

Around about the same time, in a land far, far away in a small town in Australia, there was another little girl who also loved shoes. When she grew up her friends often joked with her about this obsession tagging her with the nickname “Imelda”….

 

What started with a little bit of love grew into a lifelong obsession.

 

What followed was a colourful life of travel, wanderlust, and design during the ’90s leading me to encounter a myriad of talented makers and creators. I dreamt of sharing what I had found. In 2013 I opened a little store in Mullumbimby called Tinker Tailor Dancer Trader, filled to the brim with a collection of things I loved. Over the past 7 years, both our store and our amazing Tinker Tailor family have continued to evolve. And now we have shoes, lots of beautiful shoes!

 

Naturally, my inner Imelda has now “come out of the closet”. 

 

                    

 

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